I was perusing my Netflix catalog last night in a desperate attempt to find the perfect film to bring to GIK. I was able to narrow my list down to four, but I could use your help in picking the first one to watch. I have provided the stars and a brief description of what I believe to be the plot of each movie. Please let me know which one to put at the top of my queue.
Evil Breed: The Legend of Samhain
Starring: Richard Grieco and a bunch of porn stars.
A group of sexy ladies run into trouble and Grieco when they come upon a Samhain festival and some cannibals.
Blind Horizon
Starring: Val Kilmer, Neve Campbell, and the great Sam Shepard
Kilmer suffers from amnesia after taking a blow to the head, but he remembers enough to know that there is a plot to assassinate the president. Reunites Thunderheart costars, Shepard and Kilmer.
Raptor
Starring: Corbin Bernsen
Through the work of a mad scientist, Raptors live again and terrorize a small town. Promises some awesome effects and the kind of work that only Bernsen can deliver.
The Karate Dog
Starring: Jon Voight... and Chevy Chase as the voice of Cho Cho
The dog can talk to people and kick the asses of unsuspecting criminals, kung-fu style. Did I mention that Chase is the voice of Cho Cho?
I know not all of you are fond of leaving comments, but I could really use some help. I mean, I don’t want to screw up something as important as this.
Friday, February 17, 2006
Many Many Movies
Posted by # 5 at 12:48 AM
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Dude. Obviously Karate Dog.
or blind horizon. and nice amy sedaris reference.
if anaconda has shown us anything, it is that john voight has a special gift for communicating with animals. plus, who knows what kind of accent he'll be bringing to the table. don't you want to find out?
You clearly must go with Blind Horizon. Kilmer, homie. He will not let you down.
Perhaps the obvious fact that Sam Shepard is plain just a badass isn't enough to sway you Karate Dog fans. My vote is for the Manchurian Candidate meets Groundhog Day meets 24-esque Blind Horizon.
Oh, and do not go see Date Movie unless you plan on feeling very old when you're the only one laughing at the Say Anything scene.
kev
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