In a shocking move the GIK commissioner yanked Judgment from tournament play just prior to its opening round game and replaced it with fellow religious propaganda film Left Behind. Some will say that the commissioner was merely correcting a terrible mistake he made in the selection process, and that Left Behind should have been in the tournament from the get-go. Others might suggest that the commissioner’s VCR is broken, and since it is all but impossible to find Judgment on DVD, he could not give the film its proper due. We may never know the real reason behind his decision. The commissioner would like to apologize to Corbin Bernson, Mr. T, and the great Nick Mancuso who star in Judgment, a film that “puts God on trial.” He would also like to point out that it is a bold piece and that everyone should see it. However, he looks forward to tomorrow’s first-round game between the left-wing tit fest Showgirls and the right-wing, morally sound Left Behind.
Please make the appropriate changes to your brackets and get ready for some serious action.
Thursday, March 23, 2006
Judgment Scratched. Tournament Mired in Controversy.
Posted by # 5 at 1:26 PM
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i imagine that Duke's sad finish and loss against Huricane Katrina, I mean LSU, in the NCAA torunament (the basketball counterpart to this real tourney) may somehow affect the progress and outcome of the GIKs...
(i am sorry, Mike... i know how you hurt)
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