Friday, March 17, 2006

Selection Friday

Alright, I’ve got it down to the top eight films.


The Boxleitner Bracket

1. The Saint
4. Eyes of the Werewolf

3. Mazes and Monsters
2. Jason X

The Voight Bracket

1. Showgirls
4. Judgement

3. The Cell
2. Starship Troopers

Now, I know some people will say the committee snubbed Bram Stoker’s Dracula, Congo, and Anaconda. Others will say that it’s not a tournament without Boa vs. Python or the immortal classic C.H.U.D II: Bud the Chud. All I can say is that a number of factors were considered before deciding who was in and who was out. It is also important to point out that putting an actual Grieco film in would just be unfair to the rest of the field.

I wish I could give you real brackets, but that would require all kinds of work. Look for the opening round game between the 1 and 4 seeds from the Boxleitner Bracket on Monday. Lot of superstars out there, people. It should be bold. Oh, the person with the winning bracket wins the respect and admiration of his peers.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

i cant believe Starship Troopers is even on there... that's something else entirely. and the exclusion of Left Behind??? also, since when does Showgirls deserve a 1 seed over obvious contender Mazes and Monsters?
just here to vent

Anonymous said...

I hope Jason X is prepared for the thorough pantsing it will surely receive by perennial underdog Mazes and Monsters. Pardu the Holy Man can pop the trey every time, and Glacia the Fighter is clearly ready to throw down. Jason who?

Anonymous said...

I hope Jason X is prepared for the thorough pantsing it will surely receive by perennial underdog Mazes and Monsters. Pardu the Holy Man can pop the trey every time, and Glacia the Fighter is clearly ready to throw down. Jason who?

Anonymous said...

All I know is, there's no I in Gymkata.

Anonymous said...

yeah, and Mazes and Monsters could take any of those Voight-bracket pussies... but I'm not sure if anyone can stop Simon-Templar-Magus-coldfusion-humanfly-i was weeping and i slipped

Anonymous said...

Call me a dreamer, but I think The Cell's got a legitimate shot here. I haven't walked out of very many films in my time, but I fricking sprinted out of that one.

Oh, and Bradley just took Pitt to town. I smell upset on the wind.