Tuesday, November 29, 2005

The GIK Ratings System

Ratings

1-Grieco: There’s probably a re-run of "Full House on." Watch that instead.

2-Griecos: Washed-up stars, watered-down action, and my friends are at work. What the hell.

3-Griecos: Bad religious symbolism abounds and the gunplay is damn near balletic. My Friday night is looking up.

4-Griecos: If Looks Could Kill. All I’m sayin’.

**If ever I should come across a film that rates 0-Griecos, may God have mercy on your soul.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

sweet lord, why must i work at an office?! i'm gonna miss manticore?! god damn it.